Things On Dating Profiles That Make Me Want to Run In The Other Direction

Written by Daphne Bryant

1. not political.

2. pictures of dead fish or worse: dead sharks.

3. shirtless pictures.

   4. prompts that are answered with your voice #juststaymysterious.

   5. emerson college (jokes, sometimes this is fine).

   6. couples that are looking for a third.

   7. “my type is blondes”

   8. “my type is black girls”, except i’d be running for a different reason than i would be for #7

   9. one word replies.

   10. fashion mofos.